Top 50 Rugby Jokes! – FluentRugby

Why did the rugby player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
Why did the rugby player wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
What did the rugby player say when he scored a try? “I’m try-ing my best!”
Why don’t rugby players take their phones onto the field? Because they might get charged!
Why did the rugby team go to the bank? To get their forwards!
Why do rugby players make bad astronauts? Because they can’t tackle gravity!
Why do rugby players always look forward to Mondays? Because they get a break from tackling!
Why did the rugby player go to the dentist? Because he wanted to get his teeth straightened out!
Why do rugby players never wear red underwear? Because the bulls might charge!
Why did the rugby team go to the museum? To see the forwards from the past!
Why did the rugby player put his jersey in the freezer? Because he wanted a cold shoulder!
Why do rugby players always take a spare pair of shorts to the game? In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call a group of rugby players on the beach? A scrum-diddly-umptious!
Why did the rugby player bring a ladder to the game? So he could reach the try line!
Why don’t rugby players like playing with Frisbees? Because they can’t tackle them!
Why did the rugby player bring a pillow to the game? In case he got knocked out!
Why do rugby players make good detectives? Because they’re always tackling clues!
What do you call a group of rugby players in a sauna? A scrum-bath!
Why did the rugby player wear a tutu? Because he was playing the fly-half!
Why do rugby players always take an umbrella to the game? In case it’s raining tries!
Why did the rugby team play in the jungle? Because they heard the try line was a few paces away!
Why did the rugby player bring a stopwatch to the game? So he could tackle time!
Why do rugby players hate gardening? Because they don’t like rucks and mauls!
Why did the rugby team go to the beach? To get some forward momentum!
Why don’t rugby players like playing with balloons? Because they keep popping up!
What do you call a group of rugby players in a hot tub? A scrum-tious!
Why did the rugby player bring a map to the game? So he could find his way to the try line!
Why don’t rugby players wear cowboy hats? Because they don’t like high tackles!
Why did the rugby team go to the pool? To practice their dive-bombs!
What do you call a rugby player who can play the piano? A try-ly talented musician!
Why do rugby players never wear glasses? Because they’re always taking high balls!
Why did the rugby player bring a sandwich to the game? Because he wanted a try-bite!
Why do rugby players always take a compass to the game? So they can find their way through the defence!
Why did the rugby player bring a dictionary to the game? So he could look up “try” in case he forgot what it meant!
Why do rugby players make terrible teachers? Because they’re always tackling students!
Why did the rugby team go to the fairground? To practice their line-outs!
What do you call a group of rugby players who love to dance? A scrum-ba line!
Why did the rugby player bring a pillow to the game? So he could take a try-nap after scoring!
Why do rugby players always take a tape measure to the game? So they can measure the length of their kicks!
Why did the rugby team go to the library? To brush up on their forward passes!
What do you call a rugby player who has a great sense of humor? A try-comedian!
Why did the rugby player bring a fan to the game? Because he wanted to stay cool under pressure!
Why do rugby players never use public restrooms? Because they don’t like scrums!
Why did the rugby team go to the arcade? To practice their drop-kicks!
What do you call a group of rugby players in a hot air balloon? A scrum-tastic!
Why did the rugby player bring a pen to the game? So he could write his name in the history books!
Why don’t rugby players like playing with beach balls? Because they keep getting sand in their eyes!
Why did the rugby team go to the gym? To build up their forward strength!
Why do rugby players always take a compass to the game? So they can find their way to the try line!
Why did the rugby player bring a dictionary to the game? So he could look up the definition of “rugby”!

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