- Why did the rugby player bring string to the game? In case they needed to tie the score!
- How did the rugby player become an artist? They knew how to draw a lineout!
- What do you call a group of rugby players in the rain? Wet forwards!
- Why do rugby players make good comedians? They always know how to deliver a good punchline!
- What’s a rugby player’s favorite type of car? A scrum-borghini!
- Why did the rugby player bring a ladder to the match? To reach the high lineout!
- What do you call a rugby player who’s taking a nap? A prop-er rest!
- Why did the rugby player bring a pencil to the game? In case they needed to draw a fly-half!
- Why did the rugby player take up gardening? They wanted to work on their scrum-trees!
- What’s a rugby player’s favorite kind of dog? A scrum-terrier!
- Why was the rugby ball always so full of hot air? Because it played with the backs!
- What’s a rugby player’s favorite dessert? Ruck-aroni and cheese!
- Why did the rugby player go to space? They heard there were some high tackles up there!
- What do you call a rugby player who can play the piano? A key player!
- Why did the rugby player bring a ladder to the try line? They wanted to reach new heights!
- What’s a rugby player’s favorite type of music? Scrum and bass!
- Why did the rugby player become a musician? They could always find the right pitch!
- What do you call a rugby player who can juggle? A multi-talented scrum-half!
- Why did the rugby player bring an umbrella to the game? In case they got caught in a scrum-storm!
- What’s a rugby player’s favorite type of movie? A scrum-comedy!
- Why did the rugby player join the circus? They wanted to show off their tackling skills as a strongman!
- What do you call a rugby player who can cook? A culinary prop!
- Why do rugby players make good detectives? They know how to find gaps in the defense!
- What’s a rugby player’s favorite type of sandwich? A lineout BLT (bacon, lettuce, and tackle)!
- Why did the rugby player bring a map to the game? To find their way through the opposition’s defense!
- What do you call a rugby player who can’t catch? A forward pass!
- Why did the rugby player become a chef? They loved tackling the ingredients!
- What do you call a rugby player who opens a bakery? A bread-try scorer!
- Why did the rugby player bring a rope to the match? In case they needed to tie down the opposition!
- What’s a rugby player’s favorite subject in school? Tackle-nomics!
- Why did the rugby player bring a hammer to the game? To nail the conversions!
- What’s a rugby player’s favorite type of dance? The scrum-boogie!
- Why do rugby players always have clean uniforms? They know how to tackle the laundry!
- What do you call a rugby player who tells jokes? A pun-ter!
- Why did the rugby player bring a fishing rod to the game? They wanted to catch some lineouts!
- What’s a rugby player’s favorite type of exercise? The try-cycle!
- Why did the rugby player bring a dictionary to the game? To define the opposition’s defense!
- What do you call a rugby player who can knit? A hooker with skills!
- Why did the rugby player bring a pillow to the match? In case they needed to make a try on the soft ground!
- What’s a rugby player’s favorite type of ice cream? Scrum-strawberry!
- Why do rugby players love the beach? They can practice their rucks and mauls in the sand!
- What’s a rugby player’s favorite type of footwear? Scrum-boots!
- Why did the rugby player bring a camera to the game? To capture the perfect try-moment!
- What do you call a rugby player who can do magic tricks? A slight-of-hand off!
- Why did the rugby player become a barber? They knew how to give a good lineout!
- What’s a rugby player’s favorite type of puzzle? A scrum-cross!
- Why did the rugby player bring a wrench to the game? To tighten up their defense!
- What do you call a rugby player who can play the guitar? A string tackler!
- Why did the rugby player become an actor? They loved putting on a scrum!
- What’s a rugby player’s favorite type of fruit? A scrum-pear!
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